This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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