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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

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• (227): View more from Maryland

  I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me

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