So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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