I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me