Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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