he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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