this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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