I need help removing her.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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