Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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