their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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