i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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