Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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