I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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