Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize