brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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