Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How naked do you want me to be?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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