you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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