Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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