So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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