you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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