I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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