I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I forget how to act sober
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