have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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