I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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