if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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