he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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