just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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