Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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