this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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