Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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