I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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