Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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