i permit you to call me
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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