ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.