Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.