Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack