I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I love you. Go after that dick
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.