Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.