You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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