The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Drunk is a universal language darling
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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