Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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