In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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