I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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