that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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