then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If I die, sorry about rent.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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