so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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