brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I need water and some morals
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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