I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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