just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
even my farts smell like vagina
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm like, not good at living.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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