I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Randomize