I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
