nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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