DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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