Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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