Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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