Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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