Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
